Despite an impressive showing Microsoft will not win E3 for 1 reason

[Str8knox]

She really can't sing. Her performance lacked compared to people like Beyonce, or Sara Bareilles.


But, the most obvious fact was: (I will say it 3 times as it was the most important.)



SHE HAD NO BOOTY
SHE HAD NO BOOTY
SHE HAD NO BOOTY

AND NO CURVES EITHER!