Ask DR PSOCK

[--OkeyDokey--]

psrock said:

--OkeyDokey-- said:

Rol, you need a different kind of doctor.

Yeah I have an actual question now, why doesn't my girlfriend find it funny when I urinate loudly during our phone conversations?
Is there something wrong with her?

 

There is something really wrong with her, I mean, can anything sound more appeasing  to the mind than pissing in a bowl. Try to make it louder next time, and avoid going straight to the bowl, i mean spray all over the place.

Duly noted.
And if it doesn't work you'd better believe I'll sue your shrink ass!