The Official How to get laid thread. NSF-18

[Neos]

Hello, I am Neos, and I present you a short and simple guide how to get the most out of your life, or in other words, getting laid a lot.

** NOTE : This isn't guaranteed , just some very handy tips, I am not responsible for any unwanted consequences **

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1. Getting to know a lot of people. This is the first key to success, if you don't know the people, how can you get laid? Some ways to get to know a lot of people is having a Job where you interact with a lot of different kinds of people. Other ways are school (although that's hard for some people because you can't just suddenly go and interact with new people and they already have set an image of you). Going out is a way for success on a short time, but usually those people aren't the kind that want to do things with you the days after that night. Family is not-done, simply because your cousins and nieces will never do a good word for you, they want to have success.

2. It doesn't matter if they are taken or ugly, or are bisexual. The point is that even those that are taken are useful for you, especially the popular ones. Because girls know girls, and when you are a good and helping friend of a taken one, they will introduce you to their friends, and say good things about you. the rule ugly girls only know ugly girls isn't true either, so an ugly girl can help you to more prettier ones as well. You always need to be as friendly as possible, even when it doesn't seem useful or have an effect.

3. Compliments are a girl’s best friend. Every girl loves having compliments about their clothes, behavior, taste, kinds of success, or whatever.

4. Guys always need to take the initiative. Even when you don't feel to, or always think it has to come from your side, you always need to take action yourself, they like that.

5. Don't be yourself, only if you want to have a relationship with the girl. You can be whoever you want to be, act like a complete dick if those specific girls like that, or be a gentleman if you met a classy one. This of course only applies if you have just met a new girl. You want to have that girl, so you do whatever it takes to get her to the bed.

6. Girls are as often horny as guys. Sure it doesn't seem to, but that's simply because they want to hide it. I believe it is a fact that girls can be as horny as guys, it all depends on the type of person, and how you threat it. The types of conversations are important here, you don't want too much chit-chat, so go straight over to the subjects that can't take daylight, they like that.

7. Buy them things. All girls like presents, of all types. Even when it's food. They always feel like they want to return the favor somehow, and you know how. You start with some innocent things and slowly go over to the less gentle things, they often find that exciting. Giving good massages can make things a lot easier!

8. The most important one, never ever talk about your ex girlfriends. Also completely lie about how many you had, it needs to be less than she had. They often like the more shy ones that supposedly don't have much experience, oh how you know better *giggles*.

9. The last one, how to get them inside your place. Don't go to their places, as you want to feel safe inside your home, it's for the best. Rent movies, get some relaxing music up, and say your chairs aren't that comfy and that you suggest using the bed instead. And of course, always have enough rubbers.

10. If you don't have rubbers, pull it out. If you don't, bad things might happen. Stress isn't good, trust me.

11. (this is a secret one), This specific girl, doesn't really have to be your girlfriend. I know everyone has 1 or several girls as friends around them. These friends sometimes also have urges..

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