We really strayed away from getting a free Pizza with a purchase of TMNT Arcade on NES or a free Fruit Rollup in the case of Gunstar Heroes. Now you just get fucked in the ass with a barbwire wrapped electric strap on. Anyone remember when games came with full maps of the games world? Like Miracle Warriors on SEGA Master System? Does Gamestop still do pre-order bonuses? I still have a bunch of swag from when I worked there 20 years ago. I wear my Gears of War dogtag when I head out.
Bite my shiny metal cockpit!









