Just had my first Whataburger. Darn good burger, wow! It was by far the most unhealthy meal I have consumed maybe in the past decade, but here’s what my order was: Double Patty Melt with Bacon & Grilled Onions + Small Fries + Banana Pudding Shake. I only took a few bites of the fries and shake, but whew that burger… it was fripping in grease and processed fats. Tasted great, good size, but also 1000Cal.
If you’ve got a very intense workout planned for the day, I’d recommend eating this meal once and then never again. It’s a good treat, but so horrible for you that I cannot in good faith suggest it more. Especially not as a meal substitute, oh absolutrly not. Eat your greens and lean protein. Get your macros and nutrients in; don’t fuel yourself on ultraprocessed slop.
Already burnt through 600Cal after 3 hours of backpacking in the 100F Texas summer sun. Once I hit 1,000Cal, I’ll be pleased with my workout.
Rating: Whataburger Double Patty Melt (9.5/10), Fries (2/10), Shake (2/10).
Last edited by firebush03 - on 12 June 2026
