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I reunited a baby penguin with his mother for a reward. Then when she gave the reward, I yeeted the baby penguin off a cliff and then took the reward anyway. Then, just to rub it in, I challenged the mama penguin to a race and beat her. She became so depressed that the next time I saw her she had gained about 500 lbs.