Best/worst pickup lines

[The_Liquid_Laser]

Caveats:

1)  It helps if she is already attracted to you.
2)  If #1 is true, then girls like it when you tease them playfully.  It increases attraction.

Having said that, when I was in college I had a girl with the school paper asking for pickup lines, and she really liked this one.  (We'll call her Jessica, because I forgot her name.)

Me:  "What's your name?"
Her:  "Jessica."
Me:  "Really?  Because you look like an Angel to me."

Last edited by The_Liquid_Laser - on 25 August 2025