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We should twist it in favour of Ukraine (which is clearly not what this dumb fuck is trying) and say...

Breaking: JD Vance supports the allies of NATO razing Moscow and St Petersburg to the ground, America nuking Rostov-on-Don, Russia being split between multiple countries (America, UK, Germany, France and Ukraine), Putin's General to be executed by firing squad and finally for Putin to put a bullet through his own skull and his family commit suicide by poisoning.

Because that's the "negotiation" of WW2.

Please negotiate with Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, by putting a bullet through your skull

Last edited by Ryuu96 - on 24 August 2025