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JackHandy said:

I once had a buddy who, after a few beers, and in the presence of two pretty girls, suddenly said, "Boy, I could sure use a blow job". The two girls got up and left--but only after one of them slugged him in the gut.

The best pick up line is no pick up line and just being yourself, imo.

Sounds like your buddy was being himself, or at least his drinking self.