If God existed. What a fucking cunt. Also, why does an omnipotent being need a gender or a singular form? Religion is a poison full of dumbass holes in logic. Religion was created by unbathed, dirty old men thousands of years ago when they didn't even know why the sun rises in the morning, so they made up stories to explain to their simple minds.
A coke bottle to a tribe of people unfamiliar with the modern world would thing it's a gift from the gods.


Bite my shiny metal cockpit!









