Actual Quotes from Kids Excuses (School)

[Cougarman]

1.  Dear School:  Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.

2.  Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

3.  Please excuse Johnnie for being.  It was his father's fault.

4.  Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

5.  John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

6.  Excuse Gloria.  She has been under the doctor.

7.  Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

8.  My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

9.  Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.  He was hit in the growing part.

10.  My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.  She spent this weekend with the Marines.

11.  Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days.  Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

12.  Please excuse Ray Friday from school.  He has very loose vowels.

13.  Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach.  Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever.  There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

14.  Please excuse Blanche from jim today.  She is administrating.

15.  George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

16.  Ron was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

17.  Please excuse Sara for being absent.  She was sick and I had her shot.

18.  Please excuse Lupe.  She is having problems with her ovals.

19.  Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday.  He had diah (*crossed out*), diahoah (*crossed out*), dyah (*crossed out*) the shits.

20.  Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

21.  Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.  He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

22.  Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

23.  I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears.

24.  Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.  We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.

25.  Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.  We have to attend her funeral.

26.  Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.  He had a cold and could not breed well.

 

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