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NiKKoM said:
Onyxmeth said:
Baddman said:
i see people not a lot of you people been on romantic dates and if you have you are scared to talk about it

No it's just that some of us are married. There's no romance in marriage buddy, just children, nagging, T.V. watching, Applebees dinners, watching tampons being inserted, discussing finances, cheating, watching tampons coming out, in-laws, beer, more beer, more beer and even more beer.

 

Then suprise her with one of our dates... :D ..will cut the nagging for at least 2 hours...

 

But will it cut the tampon inserting and outserting? Unfortunately they don't go in her mouth so after those 2 hours are up, she'll be nagging me to clean up the romantic date I just performed for her so she can pull out her filipino made vibrator and get some shut eye. True story.

Also if your woman is bleeding from anywhere, don't use a tampon to clean it up with. Supposedly those are just for her use and you can't fix the problems of bleeding gums or arm gashes with them. I just thought women fix bleeding with tampons and men fix it with burning your cuts shut. True story.

 



Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.