*Zelenskyy Doesn't Wear a Suit*
Trump: I'm cutting off aid to Ukraine and they better let me pillage their country.
*Ukraine Doesn't Concede a Bunch of Shit*
Trump: How dare Ukraine, they want to continue the war, they're bad people.
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*Russia Rejects Trump's Initial Ceasefire Proposal*
Trump: Okay, how about a watered down version?
*Russia Immediately Breaks Watered Down Ceasefire*
Trump: Well, you know, there's a lot of anger on both sides.
*Russia Rejects America's Total Ceasefire*
Trump: I'm annoyed, but I won't do anything about it, lets give Russia more time.
Last edited by Ryuu96 - on 01 April 2025






