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*Zelenskyy Doesn't Wear a Suit*

Trump: I'm cutting off aid to Ukraine and they better let me pillage their country.

*Ukraine Doesn't Concede a Bunch of Shit*

Trump: How dare Ukraine, they want to continue the war, they're bad people.

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*Russia Rejects Trump's Initial Ceasefire Proposal*

Trump: Okay, how about a watered down version?

*Russia Immediately Breaks Watered Down Ceasefire*

Trump: Well, you know, there's a lot of anger on both sides.

*Russia Rejects America's Total Ceasefire*

Trump: I'm annoyed, but I won't do anything about it, lets give Russia more time.

Last edited by Ryuu96 - on 01 April 2025