Onyxmeth on 08 July 2008
Buy this. It's better than a D-Pad could ever hope to be, looks quite quirky, cute, bulky and full of cellulite, and just screams "uptight and snobby gamer". You'll be sticking extended Dhalsim arms up asses quicker than you can say "Quaker Oats Oatmeal for Quakers".
I don't know why the picture came out looking like smeared vampire bat guano, but you get the idea. It's only 44.99 so it's cheaper than a 360 remote is and will let you own your friends, pets and babies at all manners of 2Dism.
Tag: Became a freaking mod and a complete douche, coincidentally, at the same time.
