pokoko said:
It all got shouted down. The Democrats spend four years pretending major parts of the population do not exist then at election time they get worried and throw out stereotypical "working class white guy" ads and laughable Fortnite maps. Yeah, good luck with that. None of it had an ounce of sincerity and everyone knew it. |
*Country music starts playing*
"Hi I'm [Insert random red state democrat candidate here] I like driving my Truck n' Fixin things! I'll be sure to vote for defunding the police and illegal immigration. Please vote for me because I'm like you!"
*Election Ends*
*Random red state dem takes off campaign costume like Mom from Futurama takes off her fat suit*
"Why didn't these hick morons vote for me?"
Last edited by Cerebralbore101 - on 06 November 2024