Most pathetic sales predictions you have heard?

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SpeedBreaker said:
Halo would kill the PS3
Gears would kill the PS3
Wiifit outsell PS3, Halo3 outsells PS3.
MGS4 being a flop, Wii sells 100 million like PS2, HD DVD kills Blu-ray

Sony DOOMSday in 2008.

End of 08 Sales:

Wii:30 Million 
 

 

My picks would be the endless notions of some Wii sales collapse that will occur at (Current Date) + 1 year, the notion that the PS3 is dying and/or won't get multiplatform games with 360, the argument that PC Gaming is dying (again!), and many of John Lucas' loopy "the Wii shall dominate the earth" predictions.

Most of these aren't pathetic, they're just silly. I'd do a thread title change if I could.