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I don't even touch public bathroom door knobs with my bare hands, so using the toilet is not going to happen.

Besides, I have trained myself (mostly thanks to All Bran buds http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bran_Buds ) to only "go" in the morning, right before my breakfast so I never have to use public restrooms for solid waste.