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BOYCOTT BEER. Beer tastes fucking horrible, as does lager, bitter, ale or anything else that has the same colour as a horse's piss.

Spirits however, are for muchos win.

Southern Comfort = Awesomeness.
Jagermeister = Awesomeness.
Absinthe = Holy hell in a bottle. My 21st birthday will forever be clouded by the memory of doing a beer bong (not beer though) of some mixed up shit which in itself wasn't too bad... Then a friend poured in at least 3 shots worth of absinthe in the funnel.

Ooooooooh how I blew chunks that night.

That is me... asleep (knocked out cold) at 10.30pm, yes you read that time right.

In my defence I was drinking quite early in the afternoon...