"Hmhm *Nods*. We will get you those Patriots, Zelenskyy, uh...I don't know, is next year good for you? It's just that while your country dies, it makes us and our allies too uncomfortable to put ourselves in even a fraction of the uncomfortable nature that you are currently feeling, what if Russia invades us bro? What if Russia gets through our cannon fodder allies who will die for our comforts!?"
Then to reporters: Something Something, As Long As It Takes!







