Switch Pro was confirmed by my uncle at Nintendo It was could to be the TNNSHATR239. The New Nintendo Switch Hyper Alpha Turbo Remix. It had a 14-inch screen, 64Tflops 128GB of Ram. 16CPU cores. 8 Hyper thread cores. A new 4K F-Zero. ELite controllers. 200GB carts. Voice chat functionality. A cup holder. Parkour ability. A Fleshlight and 9-inch dildo modeled after Miyamoto's dong. But it wasn't impressive enough for Zeldaring on VGchartz so it was cancelled.