d21lewis on 06 July 2008
My sis got married on June 14. I got sooo drunk at the reception. I had to be at work at 6:30am, the next day. I woke up on the floor in my hallway, at 5:45, and all I could say was "damn".
I spent the first two hours of my job sitting in my driveway with my head down. Then, the calls started coming in (I'm a cop). I threw up all over my city, that day. Three, or four different streets. And then, the phone started to ring. Apparently, I called every single female I knew, and begged them for sex. I'm still embarresed! Haven't had a drink since.
