Wow, I am glad that Avatar isn't Anime.
I can't stand Anime.
Anime is just a bunch of crack-spawned demons from Japan that use violence and defy physics to achieve stupid means.
Pokemon:
Ash: HAHA! I captured Chimcharizona! Now to acquire the 7th Power Crystal to defeat Gym Leader Asaquack Nonarafish!
Team Rocket: HAHA! We have the 7th Power Crystal! Blast us 500 ft and we'll give it back!
Ash: HAHA! Windstormachu! Massive Power Gust for the Power Crystal! HAHA!
Team Rocket! AAAAAAAAHAHA! We blasted 500 ft! Here is the Power Crystal!
Ash: HAHA!!
Yu-Gi-Oh:
Yugi: Kaiba! I challenge you in a Children's Card Game to get the mystical card of Toon Kitten!
Kaiba: Dude. Like... game on.
Yugi: Let's play!
Kaiba: Like dude. No Millenium items. Gosh. That is cheating.
Yugi: But, it is the only way I win.
Kaiba: You are such a cheater. You little cheater-baby.
Yugi: Fine then. Let's duel.
Kaiba: Hey, why do I have 100 Life Points and you have 350,000?
Yugi: I can never win without cheating! Why do you think I have the Millenium Riddle? Now, weird hornded guy, do a move that isn't on your card but can totally kill Kaiba!
Hornded Guy: CHARGGGEEE!!!
Kaiba: Oh no. I like totally lost the Toon Kitten. How horrible.
Kimi wa ne tashika ni ano toki watashi no soba ni ita
Itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte
Sugu yoko de waratteita
Nakushitemo torimodosu kimi wo
I will never leave you
