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Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:

Lol get fucked Timmy

Like can you imagine if they came back to PC with:

  • An apology for leaving PC in tatters, for Valve to clean up the mess, and for mocking us while they praised consoles out the ass.
  • A speech towards the customers, not just the dev's, on them having a lower price cut, but also that they are putting money into making games of their own.
  • Poured some money into R&D to their storefront before launch, to make it match at least half of Steam's features.
  • Not doing any exclusivity deals, just offering a better cut and price instead for the dev/consumer.
  • Not waste time & money with petty court battles.
  • stop wasting years in trying to create their own walled garden monopoly.
  • Actually making games, and continuing Unreal T.
  • Actually look at what Valve is doing and try to do one better (instead of the complete and total opposite).
  • Actually supporting Linux.
  • Their CEO staying the fuck off social media.

I would have given them a chance, had they met the majority of that list, but instead, everything there is basically non existent, or a pale imitation. 



Mankind, in its arrogance and self-delusion, must believe they are the mirrors to God in both their image and their power. If something shatters that mirror, then it must be totally destroyed.