| marciosmg said: I´ve never been drunk. True story. Just don´t like the alcohol. But, reading this stories, it feels like I missed out on a lot of LOLs. |
You don't have to drink, as long as friends do it. Like Kirby's story. Him being either drunk or sober didn't change any of the LOLS in his story...
Kirby's tale did remind me of one night. I wasn't involved but this is what I got from friends. We where all going home on our bikes. Three friends (one couple, and one guy that ALWAYS drank too much) had to ride through some "polders" (basicly nothing more then a cycling path cutting through fields and acres for as far as the eye can see) when the really drunk guy ran over a piece of glass and got a flat tire.
The guy from that couple decides to cycle home to get his girlfriend at her house and retrieve a tirekit to fic the bike, leaving the other guy begind to wait.
When he returns about 15 minutes later he found the drunk dude, sitting under a lampost and already half way of completely dismantling his bike with only his fingers...
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