Captain_Yuri said:
mjk45 said:
Lets sue the credit card companies for infringing our rights to educate ourselves since sex education at school was a joke, I went to an all boys high school and sex education was handled by the Librarian she was young and may or may not have been trained in sex but she certainly wasn't trained in sex ed in her own words when asked she said it was lumped on her, so along with the standard anatomy film that had to be stolen from some hospital in the 1920's and somehow spread faster and further than the flu, leading to every youth in the entire western world having watched endured it, with some time left to fill out the lesson, she then went through the entire library to find suitable material and came back with some book that had John Lennon and Yoko Ono standing in the nude and that's was our sex education.
Now that I have set up our case here comes the bad news I'm broke so you will have to finance the suit by selling some of your collection of sex toys.
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Never, they don't make them like they used to anymore.
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Just make some cheap knock offs dip them in fish waste and sign them with forged or as I like to say replica signatures of some of your favourite Porn stars.
Last edited by mjk45 - on 25 January 2023