Solid "one-eyed" Snake (wearing a patch, white mullet wig and fake porn stache, smoking a lot and saying stuff like "in the bedroom field it is fuck or be fucked...").
Mr. Driller
Baise Pascale
Woody Alan
Willy Hardwood
Johnny Bloodwood
Whoremonger
Nad (and have cheerleaders say: "Go! Nad! Go!")
Bram Stroker
Biggus dickus is of course from Monty Python's: The Life of Brian. Ben Dover is a great name that is already taken.
And first street/first pet's name woud give something like: Charon Chatoune which would work better for a girl.
A black lesbian actress could be called "Afro Dykis"
"I do not suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"







