The Five F's guys need for girls

[d21lewis]

The correct answer is

1. Fondness: You must enjoy her presence.
2. Forgiveness: For is a woman not human, too?
3. Feelings: Imagine how your actions effect her.
4. French Fries: I want some french fries.
5. Uhhhh. Famicom?: That's what he Nes was called in Japan.