What are some things females do that annoy the heck out of you

[Esmoreit]

Nintendo Fan Girl said:

Snesboy said:
RULES OF WOMEN!

1. When a woman says nothing is wrong, that means something is wrong.

2. When a woman says something is wrong, that means EVERYTHING is wrong.

3. And when a woman says SOMETHING ISN'T FUNNY, YOU'D BETTER NOT LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF!!!

- Wise words from Homer Simpson

WOW! you men are so rude and i cant understand why you guys are so...oh wait i do its because you sit in front of a TV all day eating chips and drinking beer you think were going to cook, clean, and even wash your clothes but there is only one thing WRONG with that and thats that we do all the work. >_<

 

This. This also irritates me at times to no end. When a girl tells you she cooks for you and you end up with a dinner salad. Or some other greenery that doesn't fill. Or worse, cold pasta.

That's why I always offer to cook. Then at least I know there's plenty and even better, there will be meat involved.

Funny story but a while ago I took a girl to a restaurant and she could pick anything she liked. She told me she was mad hungry so I was hoping that I could see some fine taste in their for food. Not happening, she chose the dinner salad...

Only response to that? Spare-ribs all you can eat, and off course using as much sauce, and you're hands as possible.