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madskillz said:
Gotta go with these two:

Telling me she hates me - I make her sick - and then saying she wants to make love within 60 seconds.


The other? Saying she's tired and I go to sleep only to be woken up to fulfill marital duties.

Dude, that is the best sex.  Just don't say it back to her.

 



I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it.