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SegaHeart said:

I'm super sad I still don't have a wife and I'm turning 35 this year , time to mix some drug with other things.

I'm 35 with no wife or girlfriend. Sometimes it bums me out, but then I do literally whatever the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want. So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a few bong hits, watch porn on a big screen with the volume up, and spend the rest of my afternoon stoned playing videogames, probably with no pants on. Things I may not be able to do if I had a girlfriend :).