The Mark of the Beast

[mjk45]

hinch said:

Is this satire, I can't tell on this forum.

Then again there are people who still believe the earth is flat, alongside wild conspiracies; that conveniently ties current events and the unexplained to religion and god. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

I was born in 666 don't believe me look at my profile and it predates this thread so that makes me literally a middle aged man, and in those 1355 years I have in every year heard that the end is nigh, well that tells me that someone up there needs to get their shit together and stop hiring bad publicity firms who think that putting stuff out on the socials and letting social media fuck it up is a good outcome ( oh for the days when all it took was the sky and some CGI created parting clouds mixed with some really good looking godrays with proper raytracing and god himself putting in an appearance to let everybody know what's going down).

Email to GOD: re fixing armageddon confusion

I understand that Godly tech doesn't come cheap even back in Moses day and the network needs upgrading since the LAN and local WIFI the angels set up just for the tribes of Israel is no long going to cut it, I also realise angels demanding double time and a half to work on the sabbath along with full health benefits including proper wing grooming adds to those costs, the last part being put into the terms and conditions by the Angels Union after Union head Satan caught you changing the pet grooming service sign to read angel grooming leading to Satan creating one Hell of a strike that is still ongoing, but I have solutions to all this.

Firstly get in contact with tech billionaires like Bazos and the rest, it shouldn't be hard since they seem to be spending all their time trying to visit your place anyway, so I'm sure that you can do a deal that opens heaven up to some tourists flights in exchange for a network upgrade also no need to worry about all those people visiting heaven messing with your poor inheriting the earth agenda, since I can assure you that with these flights there will be no poor people anywhere near heaven.

in parting just follow my advice and let the world know that it's all been arranged and set into motion for around 4 billion years time and until then just like the rest of us sit back and relax in the sun.

Last edited by mjk45 - on 24 January 2022