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You're right about the mark of the beast, but wrong about the delivery method. The mark is implanted through Krispy Cream Donuts. Krispy Cream Donuts are actually glazed with the semen of devil and baked with the ground up souls of the Dalmations that the Church keeps for sex slaves. Disney tried to send a coded message with 101 Dalmations, but the fools have ignored these warnings. It is up to us true believers to embrace the mighty flying spaghetti monster. It is only through his noodly appendages that salvation can be attained. Ramen.