Dulfite said:
*You choose $100 million annually. But you must roll the dice and see what else happens. 1 does nothing different. 2 makes you go back two steps. 3 forces you to gift $70 million annually to Jeff Bezos so he can continue going to space. He thanks you annually. 4 causes the $100 million annually to be paid in the form of fireworks. Every year, you get $100 million worth of fireworks delivered to your house. 5 does the same thing as 4, but every year someone lights one of the fireworks and you only have 10 seconds to figure out which one to put out... or else... 6 that money is spent making the final season of Game of Thrones 6 episodes longer, makes it so the night battle is actually visible, eliminates all sex scenes, and has Jon Snow going crazy alongside Daenerys and they rule all the kingdoms together, a crazed-in-love power couple focused on consuming the world. *You roll a 4. You have 10 seconds, what do you do next? |
I need a huge warehouse to fit all of those fireworks. Then I'll sell them all and maybe I can turn a profit.