The Ghost of RubangB on 02 July 2008
Hahaha, props to using the word manscaping. I haven't heard that in forever.
The thing about manscaping is... nobody sees how well you're groomed until they've already decided to take your pants off. Manscaping isn't what gets them into your pants, but it's part of what makes them want to come back.
I used to manscape 2-3 times a week, but now I have a bathtub instead of a shower and I'm married and have no prostitutes to impress, so I'm down to manscaping 1-2 times a fortnight.
