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One of the best meals I ever had was in Puerto Vallarta. I had an octopus tostada, and I would stab a fork into each tentacle, completely submerge it in guacamole, and then put it back in. It was so damn good.

Another time I was catering a party for a friend's rich parents, and I was helping the cook's daughter with her English and she was helping me with my Spanish, and they were making food for me to hand out to rich asshats. They made me quesadillas with shrimp and mango that were amazing.

I love almost all Mexican food.

I've had so many authentic Mexican tacos by now that I can barely stand the weird American ones.

But I prefer burritos, and the wife and I are making some as soon as she wakes up.

My favorite tacos are pescados and my favorite burritos are lenguas.