The Ghost of RubangB on 02 July 2008
Become an alcoholic as young as you can. Become the loudest drunkest craziest fuckin' party animal in school. Everybody will know who you are. The girls will be afraid and disgusted, but in a few years that will wear off, and they'll just remember you, and not remember why, and that makes them think they used to like you. Then you can touch their butts.
