Kind of personal but..

[MontanaHatchet]

DMeisterJ said:
I must have a super-penis also. I drink soda, and eat oranges out the wazoo yet no burning. And I'm also not a chronic masturbater.

Neither am I. But sometimes people will be sending PMs to me when I'm in the middle of a session and I'll be like, "Oh God, just leave me alone!"