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Captain_Yuri said:

Brothers! Today I have failed as a member of the PCMR...

I was unable to break the spell that a succubus (his wife) has enchanted up on my co-worker and thus, he has made a bad decision that he will regret. The succubus has forced him to buy this laptop:

https://www.staples.ca/products/2983084-en-asus-156-rog-strix-g512li-sb71-cb-26-ghz-intel-core-i7-10750h-1tb-ssd-16gb-ddr4-windows-10-home-nvidia-geforce-gtx-1650-ti

10th gen i7 and a 1650 Ti GPU laptop for... $1350!!! In 2021! For reference, you can get 11th gen or ryzen 5000 laptop with a 3060 for the same price! And worst of all... It doesn't even have RGB! It's a single color! I showed him performance stats, I showed him alternatives for various companies including Asus. Ones with RGB that will make a leprechaun jizz but alas, it was all in vain...

And the reason why the witch wants him to buy this laptop? Cause she likes how it looks... The god damn looks... It doesn't even have a webcam and there are plenty of laptops including from Asus that looks similar but nope... The vile succubus got him to buy this instead.



The power of boners is real gentlemen. Be aware!

JEMC said:
Chazore said:

What's up?.

Nothing, I just wondered why that nick.

Nick?, I'm confuzzled.

zero129 said:

That sums up the last 6-7 years for me pretty well. 



Step right up come on in, feel the buzz in your veins, I'm like an chemical electrical right into your brain and I'm the one who killed the Radio, soon you'll all see

So pay up motherfuckers you belong to "V"