Was the Switch Nintendo Shooting for the Fences or did They Know that it Would be a Huge Success Prior to Launch?

[Leynos]

Microsoft called Nintendo and laughed at them for how badly Wii U sold. Offered Nintendo money to buy them and Nintendo said ok fine but only if the NX sells worse than Wii U ok! Microsoft said DEAL! Knowing NX was going to be a Wii U-Mii! Nintendo was SHOCKED that the Switch didn't fail even tho they thought it would suck as well! Microsoft was so angry they said fuck your Mario Odyssey we got Super Lucky's Tale! Then Xbox One was poo so Microsoft bowed to Nintendo, begged to be forgiven and handed them Cuphead,Ori, Lucky's Tale! Then they became super good friends and like every WWE Royal Rumber they teamed up to take the Big Show out! BIG BAD SONY!


True story. What my uncle who works at Nintendo said after snorting coccaine.