You could get Ni No Kuni and have money left.
I just started ni no kuni yesterday and in my opinion its a better game than metroid, better story, better voice acting, better writing, full 3d worlds, its a much longer game, more than double the length, better music and so on.
You could also get instead Skyward sword which I find also better than metroid but I'd stick to ni no kuni if you don't have it yet.
In keeping with the theme of the OP, you made an equally absurd comparison. Well done sir!