Nintendo Direct (9/23/2021 / 3 p.m. PT )

[Kakadu18]

Dulfite said:

-Kid Icarus Uprising sequel
-Animal Crossing New Horizons Expansion (far more than typical DLC)
-Super Mario Odyssey 2
-Super Mario Galaxy 3
-Super Mario Bros. 3... 2 (new game made in the same art style)
-The third version of Zelda: Oracle of Ages/Seasons. In HD-2D.
-Nintendo announces they bought Playtonic.
-Playtonic is revealed as developing Banjo Threeie, to be released on Switch and Xbox/PC.
-Smash Bros. story DLC announced with over 80 hours of cinematic and voice acting.
-A 30 hour-length-campaign Star Fox game with AAA budget developed by Ubisoft Toronto
-GameCube announced for Nintendo Online Subscription.
-Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3 exclusive to Switch, developed by Platinum.
-Super Smash RPG (massive, 100+ hour RPG open world, linear story game starring every character from Smash bros.).
-Paper Mario: Book One (PM, TTYD, and Luigi's hunt for the Compass all built into one HD game with an open world where you can go back and forth between areas from all three games).

Holy s***! Imagine.

Reality then: 

Direct gets cancelled.