I'm just really glad my uncle helped me bring a world-first to the table today!
Going by your moustache, was it uncle Mario or uncle Luigi?
You know Mario's dead, right? Of course it was Luigi...
I replaced my friends cocaine with anthrax.
He's going to be so pissed when he finds his cocaine-branded energy drinks gone and just finds an album of metal band Anthrax! He will be like man I can't drink this! Haha! I am so funny as a real human man and not a 32-foot robot.
Eyyy OG Chartz fam, have you all checked to make sure this one's okay? lol