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I replaced my friends cocaine with anthrax.

He's going to be so pissed when he finds his cocaine-branded energy drinks gone and just finds an album of metal band Anthrax! He will be like man I can't drink this! Haha! I am so funny as a real human man and not a 32-foot robot.

Bite my shiny metal cockpit!