Beware! If you enter this thread, you'll become an NPC

[Verter]

SanAndreasX said:

LEAVE YOUR LIFE OR MONEY.

Hey boss, why not both? I like to play funny games with little rats, and this one here looks indeed like a little funny rat.

Spoiler!

And the player says:

• I'm gonna play a little game with your monkey face, motherfucker.
• I don't have time for this... I'm leaving.
• I'm here for the guns. Just tell me where you're hiding them and we'll be fine.
• THE MONEY! I'LL LEAVE YOU THE MONEY!

Then...