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I rescued a prostitute from an attack dog and after we were both safe, she asked me if I would like to pay money to have sex with her. Now that's a rip off. I would have gladly accepted some form of eucalyptus.



- "If you have the heart of a true winner, you can always get more pissed off than some other asshole."