it's holiday 2020. you invite your homies over to your house after a long week despite covid still being out and about. after all, you never listened to the rules. you've just acquired a brand new Xbox Series X™, you don't know how much you paid for it. one of your homies then notices your Xbox Series X™ and a very specific game loaded up on your 50 inch OLED TV. they begin to wonder if you're compensating for something.
"IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?", he yells loudly.
you slowly nod in approval while looking them in the eyes.
on the TV screen behind your Xbox Series X™ sitting there is..... F U Z I O N. F U C K I N G. F R E N Z Y.
you and your homies immediately dogpile onto the couch, controllers in hand, and spend the night away getting pissed off at each other and having fun as you play ALL 120(!!!!) NEW MINIGAMES to go along with the fact that the game runs at 120FPS. the game is a graphical SHOWCASE, blurring the lines between what looks like reality and game. the time is now 4 AM, you have spent hours playing and are beginning to wonder whether you are still in the real world. there are only 2 of you still awake.
"how much did this game cost you?", he asks.
you then silently whisper into his ear
~ i got it for free on gamepass ~
then kiss his cheek. they then instantly evaporate into a puddle on the floor. you'll clean them up later.
make it happen, phil
