My thoughts (and again, I managed to avoid all spoilers, reviews, and trailers):
Man, this thing is slow to get started. The last game started off with a bang. I guess it's building towards something.
Who the hell is this lady I'm playing as?
*Abby kills Joel*
"Holy shit! That came out of nowhere. Very "Walking Dead" of them."
*Couple hours into Ellie's quest*
"Well, I'm bored."
*After fighting a few villains and infected*
"Damn, this AI is good. Maybe the best, ever..."
*After sneaking or fighting too many patrols*
"Okay. I'm bored. Let's kill Abby so I can move on to something else..."
*After switching to Abby*
"What the fuck!? I thought I'd beaten the game. I don't want to play as this bitch!!"
*After several hours as Abby*
"She's not too bad. Maybe Ellie is the bad guy..."
*Surviving being hung*
"Okay. This game is awesome. I love it."
*After going back for those kids*
*Okay, game. You made you point. Let's wrap this thing up!"
*Fighting the boss in the hospital*
"Now THAT'S a boss fight!!"
"Die, bitch! Hell, both of you deserve to die!"
*On the farm*
"Well, this was satisfying, I guess. Time to play something else."
*Plays as Abbie again*
"What the fuck, game? Why won't you end?"
*Plays as Ellie*
"Okay. This area is awesome. More of this, please."
"Game of the year."
Ok that was almost my exact feelings along the way...very well put!