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NightlyPoe said:
The_Liquid_Laser said:

I don't need the internet to give me that response.  That was my first thought when I started handling the controller.  "WTF, this thing requires 3 hands!?!"

And then you figured out how to play with two hands in half a second like everyone else in the world.  Please stop with the internet garbage.  No one here believes you actually think that you need three hands to play with it.  And if you do manage to convince us, then all you will have succeeded in doing is convincing the board that you have a severe mental impairment.

Since I don't believe that you're mentally impaired, I can only conclude that you're bringing up tired old system wars tropes from 25 years ago.

I know you may find this hard to believe.  I don't live on the internet.  I don't know what a lot of these internet tropes are.  In fact, I played the N64 years before I even got on the internet for the first time.  These were my impressions of it.  It looks like you need three damn hands.  That wasn't made up by the internet.  I know one handle is for the D-pad and the other is for the stick.  It still looks like you need three hands.

And the controller really does suck balls.  It's the worst controller I've ever actually used.  You may love it.  Fine.  I hate it.  And this all goes back to Mario 64, which is a game I really, really hate.  I can't separate Mario 64 from the controller.  The game seems made to showcase the controller.  I hate the game and I hate the controller.