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Captain_Yuri said:
Last time a hooker told me that, she turned out to be pretty ugly and gave a C- bj.

It's better to temper expectations instead of being over hyped so that you don't get disappointed when they don't swallow and have jizz on your carpet. It will be fap worthy one way or another though! Took a day off from work to see it so I am pretty excited!

I assume your hooker wasn't advertised on ESPN. There is the problem.



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