Most useless part members in any party based RPG?

[Leynos]

WRPG, SRPG, JRPG, ARPG anything as long as it's party-based. What do you feel was the most useless party member.

Cait Sith-Final Fantasy VII.

This character shows up out of nowhere. It does not fit the tone of this game at all. Annoying as hell. Sucks in battle and the moment they try to make you care about it by having a big long scene about it dying to make a sacrifice....it just comes back 2 minutes later. Not once does this character add anything to this game or is useful in any way shape or form. I'd be fine if they left Cait out of the remake entirely. The Scrappy Doo of Final Fantasy VII.

Tatsu-Xenoblade X

I like the Noppon in the Xenoblade universe. In Xenoblade 1,2 they have a lot of character. In X Tatsu serves one purpose. To run the same lame joke into the ground for 100 hours. He's not food and likes to eat food. That's it. Fuck Tatsu.

Jogurt-Shining Force

Gopher with a helmet. Dies after 1 hit and only deals 1HP damage.

Mallow-Super Mario RPG

He's fine in the early game as a healer. Once you get Geno or anyone else he becomes useless. He's weak in battle and only good for healing which even Bowser is better at. He should have died but since it's a Mario RPG we can't have that I guess.

Mack and Cooke-Lost Odyssey

This era of JRPGs was getting better with VA but for whatever reason, kids always sounded horrible. Annoying and pretty useless in battle. Horribly designed.  They try so hard to make you care about them. No one does.

Last edited by Leynos - on 15 April 2020